This week's edition of 'Overheard at School':
During a lesson on utopias:
"Is a cornucopia a utopia with corn?"
Kid #1 has his Spanish homework out. I tell him in Spanish, no Spanish in my class, only English.
Kid #2: "Whoa, you speak Spanish?!"
Me: "Un poquito."
Kid #2: "That wasn't un poquito, that was like mas grande!"
Me: "Your mouth is mas grande!"
Ms. K: "Do you hyphenate T-Pain?"